Gooseberry Patch Chicken and Noodles

Doesn't it seem strange that Amy cooks more than her mom does? This is her recipe for a working girl's hearty supper.
Salt and pepper 4 to 6 boneless chicken breasts.
Place in bottom of crock pot.
Cover with 2 cans cream of chicken soup. Turn on low setting.
Leave for Bloomingdales Flagship store and sell tons of Marc Jacobs wristlets.
Return 6 hours later.
Take off heels. Put on sweats.
Prepare one 16 oz pkg noodles according to directions.
Add one 14.5 can chicken broth and cooked noodles to chicken breasts which have been broken up with your fork. Heat on low setting for 30 minutes.
Sit on your sofa with a bowl full of hot chicken and noodles and a diet Dr. Pepper. Watch the latest episode of your favorite reality show.
Walk your dog to burn off calories.
Take your latest read to bed and fall asleep with the lights on.
Life is great!